Dipole
Kkk.. These ones are the annoying set of people whose reply to whatever you type no matter how long is kkk. C’mon!!! Call it lack of creativity or being boring with a big B, I can imagine them replying KKK when someone proposes to them. Anyways sha, they dare not do that to me, because I will just type LLL, MMM and walk away. I wonder if we are trying to recite the English alphabets.
The DP stealers: they don’t chat with people usually but spend a long time online checking people’s display picture, looking for that attractive DP they can also use. The extremely hardworking ones among them even go to the extent of stealing both the DP and the status… For these ones, I say, remember the Judgment day.
The stalkers: these are the people you have been trying to avoid and you have used every trick in the book to evade them and yet it seems they have this special app that indicates when you come online, seconds after you are online, you end up getting comprehension passages from them. I’ll advice these ones to GO GET A LIFE!!
The Needy: These are the people that you don’t really talk to and then you suddenly get a message from them asking when they can come for a certain material they heard you have or whether you can assist them in paying their school fees because they misplaced their money. Seriously!!! Who does that?
The status kings and Queens: They have a status for each passing second. They have converted status updates into a do or die competition and some even end the day with.”phew! What a long day. I have changed my status more times than the years metuselah lived”. in addition, some of them can lie ehnn, Imagine one of my guys putting his status as, “chillin’ with ma guys in Germany”, when he hasn’t even being to nearby Benin republic.
The Android Users: these ones try to economize everything including their Mb. When you send a message to then, it takes days before the message delivers and this is because their mobile data is off, and when they receive this message, they quickly reply and switch off their data again.
Chatting wizards: these ones are very skilled in chatting and could spend hours chatting. If chatting were to be a course in medical school, these ones are sure to get a distinction. When we talk about wooing a lady online, discussing deep stuffs, making small talks and cracking jokes.. These guys are specialists; for blessed is the “chattee” that chats with them for they will never enjoy a moment of boredom online. Trust me now, I belong to this category…
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